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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 04:17
Just Forget it!
No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance
No way
Still no good
What story do you have involving a public restroom?
share office space ...
Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
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Loons and Moons
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
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So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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So they tried
Then came..
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
How can a 54-year-old man build muscle without using steroids?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
How do you go about getting invited to an orgy?
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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